d21lewis on 19 January 2013
Because somebody ALWAYS walks up to the one free urinal beside me and starts talking. Sometimes, I fake taking a shit just to have a reason to use the stall.
The other day, at work, I went to the restroom. I went to the room with one urinal and one toilet. Some guy came in there and stood behind me while I pissed. Freaked me out, too. It's like people are going out of their way to see my magnificent cock. And when I'm done, I like to make sure there isn't a drop of piss left in my schlong. I wear these grey pants that highlight the slightest sign of moisture. I don't wanna be standing there ringing out my penis while some other dude is right there with his penis out. The whole thing just weird me out. I don't like it.
