Trunkin on 18 January 2013
I have never done anything even remotely naughty in my entire life. Why, ever since I was a small child strangers would regularly commend my parents for raising such a "perfect little boy." Pfah! Good parenting had nothing to do with it. I've been flawless since the day I escaped the womb. You might say I am the pinnacle of humanity. A paradigm of absolute perfection. Indeed, the ideal human being.
