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American needs more guns to protect themselves from all those people with guns and a possible cuban/Russian invasion that might happen at any moment. In fact you should send your kids to school with hand guns in their back packs just in case. It's unconstitutional to say kids shouldn't be allowed to bear arms. I mean when the constitution was written kids were being sent off to war so why shouldn't they be allowed to bear arms now. Could it be that times have changed? Nahhhhhhhhhh



I was walking down along the street and I heard this voice saying, "Good evening, Mr. Dowd." Well, I turned around and here was this big six-foot rabbit leaning up against a lamp-post. Well, I thought nothing of that because when you've lived in a town as long as I've lived in this one, you get used to the fact that everybody knows your name.