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ganoncrotch said:
RedInker said:
I would say
Pete Doherty. He cant have long left surely.

President Assad of Syria to be assassinated.

And finally Simon Cowell. I reckon a heart attack will get him possibly in a sex session with Carmen Electra?


you surely mean sex session with Car Men? right? you know he's as gay as Christmas. No one writes a book called "I BANG GIRLS WITH MY STRAIGHT PENIS" Unless they've got something to hide.



Lol. Well whoever hes banging at the time I reckon his ticker will pack in. He smokes a lot so who knows.