Show me your lame pick up lines!

[kitler53]

Wagram said:

kitler53 said:
are you free tonight? no? *thumb though wallet* how much?

Jesus that would be so hilarious to see in action.

i was 17 when i thought up that one.  my friends bet me i'd never use it so i immediately went over to this stunning 24ish girl about 1000x out of my league.  i got a condescending no that implied a why the hell are you talking to me.  then she paused as the last of the line processed in her head quickly followed by a huge slap across my face. 

for winning the bet my friend bought me lunch.