On Uncharted 3 LOOOOOOL
"They travel ta Frizzle n' Syria where they find clues leadin em ta Yemen, where Drake n' Sully hook up wit Elena, whoz ass has been up in a horny-ass relationshizzle wit Drake up in tha straight-up original gangsta two game. They find a cold-ass lil celestial map dat shows tha location of Iram. But fuck dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat Sully is kidnapped by Marlowe n' Talbot, promptin Drake ta save his ass by boardin one of Marlowez cargo planes."
LMAO SOLID SNAKE
"Da character of Solid Snake has been well received by muthafuckas ta tha point he rocked up up in nuff muthafuckin listz of dopest charactas up in gamin history yo. His pimpment up in tha series has been praised although his thugged-out accelerated agin up in Metal Gear Solid 4: Gunz of tha Patriots resulted up in mixed erections."
