It's not like your even using actual theological principles to base your arguments on. It's as much "Christian" as 'What the Bleep Do We Know' is "Quantum Physics".
It just isn't.
Not to mention that this CAN'T end well.
Why don't you rather make a Richard Dawkins appreciation thread? Wasn't the South Park episode enough? Oh, no wait - they totally ripped on him and fucked Mr.Garrison in the... whatever he has.
Anyways, surely a analytically minded, intelligent person like yourself knows there's no point to this thread?