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PDF said:
I am incredibly confused. I don't know if I should be happy as a PS3 fan or upset as an American


Just check if your penis size is average or outstanding compared to the meh American average and you'll have the answer!   

If still in doubt check also the less important parameters, like health, IQ, heigth. You can just not bother checking your sexual activity, because as an American you should be happy to please God doing it as rarely as possible. 



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