How to stop religious groups knocking on your door?

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Dr.Grass said:

You people don't understand how difficult it is to be a *ahem* preacher. Try and respect how much trouble these people go through.

Give them a buck donation and a smile. If you tell them you're happy with the way things are going for you and you're not interested then:

a) You won't feel pissed afterwards
b) You didn't act like a typical "anti-religious" person and will give them something to think about
c) Following in the footsteps of Pascal, you're donation can't do any harm - only buy some insurance

So be a little different this holiday season.

Personally? Just tell them you're gay and they just interrupted you in the middle of playing "Hide the salami" with your boyfriend.

With that said...

a) It gives me a laugh.
b) They shouldn't act like a typical religious person.
c) I refuse to give money for the right to pray to a God, any god. Do it in your own home where it's free, pluys whatever God you worship shouldn't really  care. - Besides... Churches are rich enough.
Give the money to charity where it will do more good.