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Zappykins said:
Ha ha! funny! One of my favorites is when a fundamentalist goes into the 'banana was made for humans' verbiage then I ask about pineapples. Pineapples are spiky, hard to get into (without a knife/tool) and the plants they grow on a sword stabbing beast. (Seriously, their leaves can hurt when they accidentally pierce you when you are just walking buy. )

Religion is like a favorite sexual position it is a private thing and noneones business unless you make it. And please do not assume I want to join you in it.

Religion is like a penis.  You're more than welcome to have one and by all means be proud of it, but keep it hidden in public and don't bring it out in schools.