Who else has straight up no luck with women?

[Andrespetmonkey]

Jumpin said:

Happily married with two daughters and a son.

Just a little advice to the authors of some of the posts written here: your problem is not that women are some alien inhuman creature, that's complete bullshit. Your problem is that you fail to realize that women are the same species you are, and that failure leads you to failing in having any kind of a real relationship.

Some of you guys talk about women the same way that Borat talks about the Jew. It's just ridiculous.

Throw the bitch down the well!