Let's try for something on a similar level of humour:
NEWS: With many American states recently supporting gay marriage, and after the recent statement by President Obama on his "evolved stance", Sony has taken the next step by announcing that it's upcoming PlayStation4 console will be renamed to GayStation4.
"We believe that this decision is something that everyone can 'get behind'", said Kaz Hirai, persident of Sony Corporation. "We know it's going to be a little hard at first, but over time people will soften to it and be able to take it in".
Hirai then went on to state that the GayStation4 would feature a multitude of new peripheral ports, specifically designed for taking all sizes and shapes of dongles available. "Of course, we cannot leave anyone behind, unless that's the position they want to be in", he adds.
the above took 2 minutes of stupid thought. If yours took just as long, I question the credibility of any website you've founded.
