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Man, I feel stupid after typing this. Anyways:

Both. Paper to ensure that you haven't missed anything big, bidet to get rid of smears.

If I had to choose only one, I would use paper in almost all situations, except if I had diarrhea or something pretty close.

... Yup. That was my most awkward post ever.