Bidet vs Toilet Paper

[Chandler]

sethnintendo said:

Chandler said:
toilet paper + wet wipes to finish the job.

Ah yea... I forgot about those wet wipes...  Some reason it makes me think I'm a baby again getting my ass wiped with one of those.  They do their job decently but not always.  Sometimes you just need a jet stream shot up there.

I disagree. I think wet wipes are superior to a measly water fountain, unless it has as much pressure as a fire hoseWHY AM I TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT