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I make stuff up all the time when religious people call my door, just to spicy things up... From saying "I'm a buddhist" to "I don't consume those kind of drugs, thank you". My favourite one is trying to convert them to my (made up) religion.

They generally realise you're taking the piss, lose all patience very quickly and leave.

Where I lived in London there where a lot of these people for some reason so I had to at least make it fun somehow.



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.