| miz1q2w3e said: Even though I (used to) see them around sometimes, I've never had a jehovah's whitness/mormon actually come and knock on my door. I just wanna know what it's like  ... |
They're shifty, I'll tell you that much.
One morning, I answered the door to two people, looked like a father and son, they started talking to me, asking me about school, etc. I took their materials, went in doors, and had a gradual browse of said materials when on the loo (I refuse to read printed materials at any other point in time). It was only at this point that I realised they were JW, because of the commercials in the pamphlet (not even the main materials, they were somewhat preachy, but didn't mention which religion... only in the commercials did they explicitly say they were JW). I was outraged and disappointed in myself... which is fortunate, those are the times I enjoy defecation the most.
I also remember having a discussion with a Mormon in the street. He was much more open about his religion. But he had THE greatest argument I had ever heard in a religious debate:
Mormon: "How would you rate your life without God"
Me: "Pretty good I guess, wouldn't fault it"
Mormon: "Yeah, I used to feel that way about vanilla ice cream... until I tried strawberry".
Me: *speechless*
I've been a practising Mormon, ever since. *
* Really, has he ever had any success with that line?
