Had been wanting to get a massage for a while, now. Called up a random place and a hot sounding girl answered the phone. I agreed and set up the appointment for a one hour session. My mind went crazy with the thought of what could possibly happen. The old place I went to always set me up with this big behemoth of a woman (though she did do a great job, I must admit.)
Anyway, I got to the place and the lady behind the counter was indeed hot.....and pregnant. She said, "Mike is going to be your masseuse." MOTHERFUCKING MIKE? Goddam it. I wanted to run out of there saying, "Fuck this." but I didn't. Got the massage and felt like a dirty whore ever since. And I paid for this shit. Next time, I demand a female before I even go through the trouble of shaving my balls.
