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Something magical will happen from the 21st of December: the days will become longer and the nights shorter. If you don't believe me check for yourselves, and once you realise I am all knowing and almighty give me $1,000 each so I can save the world.



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.