I hate clothes, too, but the whole freezing to death thing got to be a real drag.
Anyway, that's *all* I have to say on this topic--if you want to have the last word, by all means, it's yours and yours and yours, but I'm not going to keep bashing my head against a hypothetical brick wall, arbitrarily walled off from reality, where I can't play with the WiiU. Or a Dual Shock. Or wear clothes. Or eat sushi. Or make sound judgments on the logic undergirding grievously flawed and tortured arguments.