Dante (Devil May Cry): Goes face to face with creatures that would make most other video game characters shit themselves--and he's smirking. He's smirking.
Kratos (God of War): Has sex with more women in one video game cutscene than you have your entire life. Also, he kills gods.
Asura (Asura's Wrath): Kratos looks at Asura and says, "Dude. You need to calm the fuck down." Asura is powerful on a Dragon Ball Z level. The madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets. Hulk ain't got shit on Asura.
Bayonetta (Bayonetta): Power on the same scale as Asura....but she hasn't even gotten pissed, yet. Bayonetta could kill all of the guys in this list at once while still putting on her make-up. The power of Asura and Kratos. The smoothness of Dante with a Vodka chaser. Bayonetta is a badass with a nice ass.
Kirby (Kirby series): Kirby would eat any one of these guys and absorb their power. He's also pretty handy with a sword. Don't fuck with the pink puffball.
