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Punch a happy person. Their happiness will leave them and come to you, unless there a somewhat happy person nearby, he'll take half. You also have to watch out for cats because they attack the happiness and turn it into depression which will make you even more depressed. If you punch a happy person on their birthday then the outside forces are basically negated, they can damage the happiness a little but you'll still get you fix.

A big warning though is that if you punch a happy person who had a loved one die within a week of the punch the happiness will mutate and cause you to hate water. Most people die from dehydration so be careful.