NinjaMonkeyLuchadore on 01 November 2012
Yoshi.... Yeah you're probably thinking, "that cute little fella, no way".
Well think about it. How many other video game characters are capable of swallowing your best friend whole, crapping them out, then throwing said excrement so hard at your face that it kills you.
Not to mention that the excrement takes the form of an egg. So basically, feeding, killing and sexy time are just one thing to this guy. So not only will he kill you and turn you into dinosaur poop, but you can rest assured that he probably experiences some kind of arousal while doing so.
Are you telling me you would want to mess with that guy?
