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I'm baffled by the criticism to be honest.

You don't have to do anything!

It has different programs! You can control speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature!


And, best of all... it swallows!


I'm telling you guys, this is huge.



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.