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I like Taylor Swift cause she tries so hard to look nice and innocent, but you just know shes a nasty fucking slut who's taken more cock than the Jonas brothers.

I was walking down along the street and I heard this voice saying, "Good evening, Mr. Dowd." Well, I turned around and here was this big six-foot rabbit leaning up against a lamp-post. Well, I thought nothing of that because when you've lived in a town as long as I've lived in this one, you get used to the fact that everybody knows your name.