Male members of VGChatz, if you could fellate yourself, would you?

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1337 Gamer said:

d21lewis said:

1337 Gamer said:

Adinnieken said:

1337 Gamer said:
HELL NO! Thats what girls are for!

So you don't masturbate?

Nope... I have no need.

Shit.  I have a girlfriend probably 20 feet from me right now.  In 2008, I had three girlfriends at once.  I still spanked it almost every day back then.  I do it pretty regularly, now. 

Damn im impressed... I couldnt spank it if i wanted to. My fiance never leaves me with the energy.

Just wait...one day...you'll have kids....then "Hello there!  Fancy we should meet here.  How's Mrs. Right doing this morning/afternoon/evening?"

(It'll help to role play with your hand...fyi)