Video Games Vs. Woman

[souixan]

superchunk said:

ctk495 said:
Wow I just realise I'm the only guy on vgchartz that has never have girlfriend, well who cares I'm only 15.

Well, does your hands get jealous?

I remember I asked my girlfriend once for a threesome and she got all upset. So I lifted my left hand out from under the cover and I was like "You me and her..." because anything that isn't alive is a female by law cars, guitars game consoles etc.