man-bear-pig in hospital. Situation critical !

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man-bear-pig said:

Andrespetmonkey said:

man-bear-pig said:
Woah, I'm flattered that my disappearance warranted a thread. Thanks guys!

OT: I'm lying in a hospital bed right now and my 3G on my iPhone hasn't been working for he past week and suddenly started to work again about 2 hours ago.

Also, I guess this is my 5,000th post...not nearly as epic a post as I would've hoped for...ah well

Why are you in hospital?

I broke my arm vigorously masterbating to leaked images of the iPad mini a few days prior to it's official unveiling.

I believe you.