d21lewis said:
Veknoid_Outcast said:
d21lewis said:
Well, if you had to pick a letter to go behind "Wii", which one would YOU have picked?
-Wii A? Reminds people of "The Avengers" and people clearly agree that The Dark Knight Rises was the better movie.
-Wii B? Just horrible grammar. Remember that Sean Paul song "We Be Burning"? There ya go.
-Wii C? Sound too much like Lil Wayne's nickname, "Weezy"
-Wii D? Like the cereal, "Wheaties"? Or the drug? Not the message Nintendo wants to send.
-Wii E? Like "WHEEEEEE!" No console is that much fun. A little truth in advertising from Nintendo. I like that.
No, after going through the entire alphabet, the only letter that makes even a little sense is Wii U. It's perfect. |
Don't stop there!
-Wii F? Makes people think of failing a test in school. Nintendo doesn't want to drudge up bad memories.
-Wii G? Sounds like Ouija board. Probably some copyright infringement there.
-Wii H? H is the symbol for the element hydrogen, very flammable as a gas. Nintendo doesn't want customers thinking their console will spontaneously combust.
-Wii I? A grammatical nightmare.
-Wii J? Let's just call it Wii joint and get it over with.
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-Wii K? Sound a little too much like "Weak". We don't want to give the trolls any more ammo.
-Wii L? There was already a Wii Wheel that came packaged with Mario Kart Wii. People would get confused.
-Wii M? A whim? That would make the console sound like just an afterthought. Not good at allm
-Wii N? And what exactly are "We in"? Deep trouble. That's what.
-Wii O? The letter "O" is owned by Oprah Winfrey. You don't want to get into a legal dispute with her.
-Wii P? Two words that stand for urine? The media would have a field day.
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-Wii Q? As in queue? No one wants to wait in a long line for the next Wii.
-Wii R? We are the world? We are the champions? We are the 99%? Kinda arrogant for Nintendo.
-Wii S? Looks too much like Wii 5. There would be thousands of confused shoppers looking for discounted Wii 2, 3, and 4.
-Wii T? Might as well call it w00t.
-Wii U? Nothing wrong with that!
