Chinese man infected with real life C-Virus EATS another man for a subway seat!!{NSFW}

[sethnintendo]

fordy said:

sethnintendo said:

fordy said:
I'm surprised nobody has not mentioned Basalts yet.

Got overplayed with the Miami zombie.  I am not sure if that resulted in the incident.  It is almost impossible to test for so even when they said the test didn't reveal it, it didn't mean shit (considering they didn't even have proper way to test for whatever chemical was in his body).  When you make real drugs illegal you open the door for worse man made drugs to become legal/distributed (which eventually will become illegal).  Just check out the side effects of real marijuana vs synthetic marijuana.

It was merely a parody on how often flesh eating gets associated with Basalts.

And of course real drugs need to be made illegal. How on earth would big pharma make all their profits?  Isn't government control via corporate influence great?

/sarcasm

Yes and if I ever have kids I would prescribe them prescription meth.  Oops I mean Adderall and Ritalin.