Ok, i can't find any funny nor sexual things to say about this pic (well, I have one but it's waaaaay too gross), I'll go with something else.
After reading her resume (writen in invisible ink, ofc)
Him: So... you already have 9.
Her: Yes, (blushing) but today I'm going after my 10th.
Him: 10 already! I'm sure you are going to make us proud! Face without emotion, cold, psycho eyes, shiver looks. Yes, miss...
Her: Novice, they call me "Miss Novice".
Him: Oh yes, it suits you. That or "The teacher". Well "Miss Novice", (shakes her hand) I'm glad to welcome you to the S.O.S.K. (Support Organization for Serial Killers). Come next week and you'll have ready your membership card as well as your coupons. Remember that when you reach 13, you'll get 20% off on ropes and gags.
Her: Thank you! I'll really do my best to reach that goal as fast as possible.
Please excuse my bad English.
Currently gaming on a PC with an i5-4670k@stock (for now), 16Gb RAM 1600 MHz and a GTX 1070
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