spurgeonryan said:
Vgchart Nobles.
For far too long have we allowed the Half-users, commoners, mudbloods, newbs of this site have too much control over themselves. Am I the only one who has become a little tired of users with less than 5,000 post talk to me as if they are my equal? Filthy Half-users such as Man Bear Pig and Chocoloco seem to think they can go around saying whatever they want to us.
This is unacceptable in my eyes! I for one, will not be allowing it anymore.
RULES from this day forth
- All user who are under 5,000 posts will use the title Sir or Madam when speaking to the elite users on this site.
- If half of your 5,000 posts are spam posts you not an elite user, you have to have at least 5,000 non-spam posts.
- From this point on if Hatmoza has anything to say about these rules he just needs to look to rule number 2 for guidance.
- For a user to be allowed into the Vgchart elite and have the protection of current elite members from disrespect he/she must submit their name in this thread for consideration.
- Please bold all votes and usernames so that people with bad eye sight can see them clearly. They will not be accepted if not properly bolded.
- On the fourth Tuesday of every month there will be a sacrifice to a mod of the elite's choice to calm their eternal furry.
- Punishment for disobediance will be as follows: The Half blood who breaks these rules will need to post something nice about another console that he does not like in that console thread. Failure to do so will lead to something so inconceivably horrible that I cannot mention it here for fear that some of the more elite members such as RolStoppable and Soriku may become sick with disgust
- Man-Bear-Pig must not change his avatar on a daily basis.
- Rhonin the Wizard must make himself known thoughout VGchartz
- If you use a link or speak the Gaf's name you will be flogged (metaphorically speaking)
- Elite Apprentices will be taken on a first come, first serve basis
- More to come.
Now come in and worship all of the elite like you should have from the beginning peasant posters of Vgchartz! Do so with haste, so that I am more willing to listen to you in the future when you ask to become an elite yourself.
Elite Apprentices so far
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My dear lovely sir Spurgeonryan. We shall follow your royal advice and become elite members. Please, allow me your highness, and help us in our path for the glory and power.
