the disk reader in my ps3 broke down, HELP :(

[bananaking21]

Attoyou said:

Ok, follow these steps closely:
Take it to the bathroom, Pee into the disk slot, plug it in. Have fun.

Holy Crap that actually worked!! it seemed the mechanism was stuck and when i did that it seemed like it unclogged or something!!! i tried everything like put it in the freezer like that one guy said but to no use, i dont have the money to fix it so i got despret! thanks man i owe you one!