| Faxanadu said: We are Nazis and / or Hans & Franz. |
When grown up all of us wear either Lederhosen or Dirndl's 
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since childood all of us play accordion
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we eat nothing but sauerkraut (sauer means sour but can also mean angry)
THIS IS SAUERKRAUT PIZZA
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and this (angry kraut) might be the reason why we sound and seem so angry!!! ACHTUNG! KRRRRIEG! etc etc..
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We invented Yodeling as a therapy for aggressivenes.
It might also just be a side effect of all the aggressivenes and we just claim it's therapy because we feel embarrassed.
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Germans have no humor 
Thats why we ask americans to create funnier versions of German comedians.
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We all love David Hasselhoff because he unified our country!!!
David Hasselhoff destroying the Berlin wall on his own as seen after his FREEDON concert in Berlin (1989).
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We constantly say Ze instead of The. 
But we only do this to get rid of the now obsolete swastikas (the swastika is made of 2 mirrored Z's)
Danke for reading I hope you learned alot about my country and it's history/culture.
