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kirby007 is not as cute or as stealthy as he makes out to be with a name encompassing both cute and stealthy!

I heard kirby demolishes a block of lard with a whole pig every morning for his pre-breakfast snack. Breakfast itself? Jeezus that's a scary matter I want no part of...

... Freak ...