| Nsanity said:
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LOL, I can imagine the trailer:
The target is sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper. He seems to be at peace, enjoying the moment. Then all of a sudden, the bathroom door slams open out of no where.
The target looks up, he sees Agent 47 standing in the doorway. Always formal, Agent 47 has no expression. The man does not appear to have a soul, but he gives off the vibe of drive and determination. In his right hand, 47 is squeezing what appears to be a custom-made, heavy-duty, DEADLY, dirty plunger.
The target, confused and scared, says "Who the hell are--"
*insert dramatic Hitman music*
Before the target can finish his sentence, his face is smacked with the filthy end of 47's plunger. The target tries to squirm, he tries to move the plunger. But he's no match for 47's super grip. The plunger appears to be super-glued to the target's face. 47 plunges the targets face continually. The pain is always too much to watch on a full stomach.
The camera pans off slowly and the scene becoming darker and darker. At the same time, the target is still heard..screaming and stuggling. Eventually, the screen becomes black. And the screaming and the struggling goes away. After a few moments of silence, you hear the plunger yanked from the target's face and you hear Agent 47's footsteps as he leaves the room. The scence concludes with the bathroom door being slammed shut.
This is Hitman!
