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Marks said:


Not toss it like a baseball or something, just like a drop from waist height. And 99% of a daddy long legs is...well...his legs, so he has some pretty damn solid shock absorbers and is no worse for wear. Plus at least I'm not one of those kids who pulls the legs off of them. 

Fair enough, but this part caught my attention

Marks said:

Plus at least I'm not one of those kids who pulls the legs off of them. 

This reminds me of a troublemaker in my neighborhood that broke in this old lady's car after she mistakenly left the door unlocked. When the old lady confronted the boy, the boy said, "at least I opened the door and didn't break the window."