Secrets from your job

[d21lewis]

Signalstar said:

Gilgamesh said:

Alright I've been working in the construction business all my life and I've learned a few things over the years. A big secret some may not know of carpenters is they're best skill is to be able to hide there mistakes. It's not like we fuck up all the time but the trick is when we do we do a good job at hide our mistakes as good as possible (99% of the the time it's non- structural so it doesn't matter).

So over the years of working at whatever job have you learn any secrets or tricks?

I think the major secret here is that babies can work in construction!

I thought this was common knowledge.  Babies have been taking all of our jobs since Bill Clinton was in office.  Damn, NAFTA.  Sorry.  I just get a little salty whenever I think about it.  My cousin died driving across a bridge made of Duplo blocks.  If those damn babies didn't decide to go the cheap route instead of using Lego, he'd still.........