d21lewis on 09 September 2012
You do him "Cartman Style", that's what. I'd invite him to my chilli-con carnival and let him be a judge. Then, after he eats the chilli that I made, I'd tell him the truth about the chilli. It was actually made of his dead parents. Then, as he cried, that band Radiohead that he loves so much would walk by and call him a little crybaby. Then, I'd drink his tears because they're so yummy and delicious.
