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Cats are fundamentally useless creatures. Dogs are like the pet equivalent of Apps. If you have a problem you can usually find a dog for that. What can I say Dogs know what it is to work for a living, and most cats are deadbeats. No offense to the cats out there that actually know how to mouse. What can I say dogs serve in the military, they help the disabled, they combat criminals, and they rescue people in distress.

Dogs are saints, heroes, soldiers, and saviors. By the way dogs can be cute too. What does a cat have that a dog doesn't. That is right absolutely nothing. What does a dog have that a cat doesn't. Well just about everything you could ever want.