Do you ever drunk post and why?

[d21lewis]

happydolphin said:

d21lewis said:
Nah. First off, I don't drink anymore. Not since.............her. *stares blankly into the distance*

Second off, when I did drink, I'd go find people to be awesome with. Couldn't waste all of that drunk creativity on the internet, could I?

I have so much fun on these forums that when I'm getting merry from beer I just want to post here and mingle with you guys.

When you get drunk and pass out on these forums, we have our way with you.

Not so heartwarming now, is it?