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ultima on 28 August 2012
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richardhutnik said:
ultima said:
richardhutnik said:
ultima said:
tripenfall said:

This dude gets it. And his avatar is icing on the already delicious cake. ;p

Except the cake is a lie, so all you get is the avatar as icing.

You're not supposed to know that. Did the weighted companion cube let you in on this? That bastard... I'm going to have to note this on your test results: DISOBEYING TEST PROTOCOL. You were clearly informed that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak; in the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, you were urged by the Enrichment Center to disregard its advice.

This will result in an extension of your test by five test chambers before you get the cake.

Cave Johnson here: There are false rumors going about that women are actually companion cubes made out of cake.  I don't know who is spreading this rumor, but stop it.  This is how the "cake is a lie" meme has spread.  I repeat, stop spreading rumors that women are companion cubes made out of cake. 

Cave Johnson here: It seems that my earlier assertion that women are not companion cubes made out of cake was incorrect. I found out the hard way myself today while experimenting with my own companion cube. I ended up awakening an unidentifiable amount of time later in my office, with an intense headache and cake all over my clothes. There was also a puddle of red liquid on the floor, which, I'm hypothesizing, is period blood.

On an unrelated note, it seems snorting crushed moonrock burns your nostrils.