ultima said:
You're not supposed to know that. Did the weighted companion cube let you in on this? That bastard... I'm going to have to note this on your test results: DISOBEYING TEST PROTOCOL. You were clearly informed that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak; in the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, you were urged by the Enrichment Center to disregard its advice. This will result in an extension of your test by five test chambers before you get the cake. |
Cave Johnson here: There are false rumors going about that women are actually companion cubes made out of cake. I don't know who is spreading this rumor, but stop it. This is how the "cake is a lie" meme has spread. I repeat, stop spreading rumors that women are companion cubes made out of cake.
