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I gotta take a shit but when I get back we can do it.

I think I might have just sharted myself.

I'm burning, I'm burning for you.

I have whiskey dick.

Sorry, that is as big as it gets.

This used to get my ex really wet.

Put this bag over your head.

Do you mind if I tape this picture of my ex to your back while we do it doggystyle?

I know a great place where you can get checked after we are done.

Don't mind that rash.  I am pretty sure it is only jock itch.

 

 

 

and my personal favorite

The rippin and the tearing