I gotta take a shit but when I get back we can do it.
I think I might have just sharted myself.
I'm burning, I'm burning for you.
I have whiskey dick.
Sorry, that is as big as it gets.
This used to get my ex really wet.
Put this bag over your head.
Do you mind if I tape this picture of my ex to your back while we do it doggystyle?
I know a great place where you can get checked after we are done.
Don't mind that rash. I am pretty sure it is only jock itch.
and my personal favorite
The rippin and the tearing







