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d21lewis on 28 August 2012
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I'm going to go on Twitter later on today and post things no woman wants to hear right before they get intimate.   I've come up with a few but I'd like to get a little help from the community.  So far, I've got:

  • "Is it supposed to smell like that?"
  • "You know, people almost never die from AIDS nowadays"
  • "You kiss much better than your brother"
  • "I have no idea where I'm going to hide your body"

I'm hoping it becomes a trending topic.  Anything you creative guys can come up with?

#BeforeSexYouShouldntSay is going to be the name of the topic unless I think of something catchier.