The Conspiracy Theory Thread: Is VGChartz being controlled by a secret society?

[d21lewis]

IIIIITHE1IIIII said:

d21lewis said:
I'm just a random user, new to this site. I would just like to say that there is no conspiracy and everything is normal. There is nothing to be concerned about.

 

Greetings, citizen.

I am afraid you have been misinformed. There most definitely is a conspiracy going on around here, as proven by this very OP and recent mysterious sales adjustments in Sony's favor. Seeing as you are new here though, your uninformed status can be overlooked.

Now, what brings you here?

 

I was just passing through the internet and thought I'd stop by.  You needn't concern yourself with me, sir.  I can see that you're a very busy man who obviously has lots of girlfriends.  I'll just be on my way.  Good day, sir.

*walks away nervously*