The Conspiracy Theory Thread: Is VGChartz being controlled by a secret society?

[radishhead]

Everyone loves a good conspiracy theory, and I have knowledge of a large number of them to share and discuss with you. Today we're looking at our very own VGChartz, and a discovery that may shock many of you. I believe that this site is being ruled by a secret society who control everything that happens. 

The Facts and Theories

- Being a site that deals with statistics, VGChartz is more likely than most to be affected by people who're looking to influence the numbers into their side's favour in the ongoing console war. At first glance, this would suggest that the majority of the VGChartz secret society are Nintendo fans, but there is almost without doubt a range of members.

- There are a large number of active users on VGChartz, but there are also a fair few that used to be active and now remain suspiciously absent. What happened to these users? These members could either be old members of the society, who've been banished for offending their sacred codes, or members so powerful that they're not allowed to post in fear of breaking their cover.

- Some members of the site consider other users "family" - ie. brothers or sons. Although this seems harmless at first glance, it's very possible that this is a hint to the order of the heirachy. Is NintendoPie being coached by RolStoppable and Amp316 to take over the society in the future?

- After much studying on the subject, I think I'm able to produce a fairly accurate list on who is involved in this secret society- the list may shock you, as they're people that are almost guaranteed to post in this very thr-plokuyjhybgrvefdcaxsWHAT'RE YOU DOING? GET OFF ME- DON'T DAMAGE THAT HAT THE TINFOIL IS EXPENSIVE - DON'T -NO-STAYBACK---