Mods, I also would like to thank you for the job that you are doing. When I wake up in the morning and before I go to sleep at night, I say a little prayer thanking God for the mods. I look up at the sky sometimes and think to myself, "Somewhere beneath this sun, there is a mod an maybe they're looking at this same sky and thinking about me!" When I'm home alone, I click on mod profiles and imagine what it's like to be a mod myself. It must be awesome. I wrote a song for you guys. It's called "Mods Are the Air That I Breathe" and some day, I hope to gather you all in one place and sing it to you. If a mod were here right now, I'd perform oral sex on him and I'm not even into dudes. I love boobies. I'd just do it because that's how much I love and appreciate you guys and when it's done, it wouldn't even be awkward or anything. That's just how cool you guys are. I'll just say it one more time and I hope you guys can feel it when I say it. From the bottom of my heart, thank you mods for the job that you do.
