ItsaMii on 03 February 2008
When I was 11 I farted in front of the girl I liked.
Uber Epic Fail.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."
