Navane on 08 August 2012
| man-bear-pig said: Tell the police that he stole your mobile and get them to phone him to track the position of where he lives. Once you have this information, leave the police station immediately. Then go to your local airfield and hire a helicopter. Once you have the helicopter fill a paddling pool with human faeces. Then attach the pool to the helicopter and fly it over his house and put it in hover mode. Then throw something at his house so he will come out into his garden. Once hes there cut the rope holding the paddling pool and the faeces will fall all over his house, and if youre lucky some may splatter onto him too! |
That's a pretty epic idea, but it's not really doable. Thanks for the suggestion, though. lol
I don't know why people tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives!
