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Andrespetmonkey said:
I don't think this is weird, but I put a little bit of toilet paper on the water to cushion my falling shit so water doesn't splash me. And I listen to a podcast while I do it.

That might come in handy sometimes but you would think it would have to be a stealth shit (one the disappears before you even flush due to it's weight) to be heavy enough to splash.  Always good to be safe though I suppose. 

How about in public bathroom?  I don't use those flimsy cover sheets that they sometimes provide.  I just fold toilet paper on the three sides of the seat.  I hate it when I am about to lose it and have no time for the paper on seat in public restroom.  Then I have to perform a hover dump.